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Journal Entry: Wed Apr 23, 2008, 12:03 AM
In Honor to Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.......
And that's the reason i advice you not to drink alcohol while working
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hair-dryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Joy - Listening to: Dimitri from Paris
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